Today a prospective client came to meet with me. Kip is the office dog. I did not realize the woman was bringing her six month old son with her. There is nothing NOTHING that makes Kip happier than to have a child in his space. It’s better than food, better than toys, better than another dog. Children are why Kip was born. So he carefully cleaned the little boy’s feet, then laid his head on his little lap. If children weren’t so much work as they grow, I’d definitely get Kip his own child.
Ha — with the way technology is going it may be cheaper to hold out for a fluffy, slightly sour smelling robot, with salty feet. 😉
It IS nice to find purpose in your life, right Kip?
“Mmmmmm, tastes like baby.”
Truly — I have a couple of children that I’d donate to the cause. Now, they’re adults, you understand, but I’m sure they’re tasty. And I’m POSITIVE that Kip would love them to death.
Tell me when to ship them over!
:o)